We
were given an XBox Kinect for Christmas, and like most people who watch the
commercials, we thought it would be a great way to get the family up and moving
around. It came with a dancing game and a couple of sports games.
We
fired it up and put in the sports game. Now we had a party. My brother
and I are very competitive, so we started with the tennis game. Like other
gaming systems, for the Xbox Kinect to work, both people have to be standing in
front of it. Probably not a good idea for tennis.
The
first match went off without a hitch. We were both sweating and ready for round
two. My brother swung for an overhead smash that caught the pull cord on the
ceiling fan and sent it flying up into the fan where it was promptly cut off by
said fan and sent hurdling across the room. We should have taken that as an
omen.
In
the last set, my brother was trying to return a vicious backhand from me.
Unfortunately, his forehand had a blazing spin on it that not only went past my
virtual character, but also caught me in the back nearly rupturing my kidney.
We decided to take a break and let the kids play.
My
kids started first and my daughter landed a wicked backhand that gave her
brother a fat lip. Although, to his credit, he responded with a killer
forehand that stayed in bounds and gave his sister a bruise on the shoulder.
We
thought it might be best to change games, so we moved to virtual track. This
time I talked my husband into playing. We started with hurdles. He had to sit
down after he hurt his knee on the fake jump leaving me alone to start the javelin.
I knew I had to give it my best shot, so I flung my virtual javelin for all it
was worth, promptly spraining my shoulder. How does the even happen? I threw air!
We
didn't do much better with the dance game, and before the night was over, we
were all sweating and lining up for ibuprofen and ice packs. Who knew virtual
sports could be so dangerous?